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  1. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Apr 24, 2014 at 12:28 PM, razor_wire said:

    No one ever plays Word Association with me any more. This board kinda sucks. Fuck it, I'm heading down to Venice Beach to get shitfaced.

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 11:51 AM, razor_wire said:

    'Tits' is such a fantastic word. Tits. Tits. Tits.

  3. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 6:55 AM, ~StangChick~ said:

    A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
    'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend

  4. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 4:21 PM, razor_wire said:

    Dear Winter, STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

  5. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 1:41 PM, razor_wire said:

    I got a point for typing "oh".

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 1:40 PM, razor_wire said:

    oh

  7. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 7:52 AM, ~StangChick~ said:

    the taste

  8. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 6:01 PM, razor_wire said:

    Wait, I think I messed that up. Ah fuck it.

  9. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 5:59 PM, razor_wire said:

    Much like a canoe, it's fucking close to water. I drink Heineken.

  10. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 3:24 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?