I'm solely here to find a girl to have my babies.
Looking for a girl to have my babies. Not picky on the girl but she must be open minded.
I was born without eyelids, missing a toe, half my ear is gone as it was eaten by a rabbit. My tongue is forked from an unusual government experiment that I can't go into legally.
I am also packing an extra testicle so bonus on that front.
Have a green eye and an orange eye. No idea how that happened but it did.
Come at me, ladies.