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  1. I would like to donate my sperm. Where do I have to go to do this, and does it have to be in a cup or can i do it directly? No fat chicks.

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  2. Mon, Feb 18, 2013 at 6:37 AM 4 Comments

    If I deny your friend request...

    Don't be a fucking ass turd and try again. I didn't hit 'no' by accident. Did it on purpose. Thanks and have a nice day.

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  3. Looking for a girl to have my babies. Not picky on the girl but she must be open minded. I was born without eyelids, missing a toe, half my ear is gone as it was eaten by a rabbit. My tongue is forked from an unusual government experiment that I can't go into legally. I am also packing an extra testicle so bonus on that front. Have a green eye and an orange eye. No idea how that...

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  4. Sun, May 20, 2012 at 1:45 AM 9 Comments

    Boobs are fun.

    Boobs are fun.

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  5. Thu, May 17, 2012 at 8:33 PM 5 Comments

    Fuck this

    Wer ist dein herr?!

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  6. Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 8:48 PM 3 Comments

    Blogs are stupid.

    And people are stupid if they use this site as a blog and not a message board. If you want a blog, go to livejournal.

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