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razor_wire avatar razor_wire

Grow your own kitten

Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 1:48 PM

A telephone wants you

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  1. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    razor_wire wrote:
    Coat an Avalon DVD in chocolate to make it taste just right.



    oh yeah, double pleasure

    This is too funny!

  2. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    Lemmy's wart tastes so good cats ask for it by name

  3. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    LMAO!!!

  4. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    If you build it, The Dark Gift will come.

  5. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    This place is built, still waiting on DG

    If you've got the goods, we've got the vacation

  6. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 5:52 AM

    Something a Stang might use? something hard..

  7. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 7:01 AM

    You should never shove an eggplant anywhere!

  8. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    make little things count...teach midgets math
    "Come lay beside me, this won't hurt I swear"

  9. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    ^ someone is not playing properly

  10. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 9:30 AM

    Ride a Godsmack fan from Macedonia backwards = adrenaline boost!

  11. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    Get a canadian horny.

  12. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 9:53 AM

    Attach a girl from Massachusetts to a rope and let it wander.

  13. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 10:45 AM

    A dude in Toronto knows exactly how you like it.

  14. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    Keep the little ones happy, buy them all a blonde chick from Boston this x-mas.

    lol

  15. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 11:39 AM

    Razor and Stang plump when you cook 'em

  16. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    An Elly keeps you sexy.

    I keep getting all the sex related ones..lol

  17. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 11:46 AM

    Todd can't swing if his underwear doesn't.

  18. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    You're going to need a bigger yodeling pickle.

  19. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    You can't handle the yodelling pickle.

  20. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 12:20 PM

    The 3 best things in life: a whatever, a whatever and more whatever!