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  1. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    "Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion."

    - Kaitlin Olson -

  2. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation."

  3. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do."

  4. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

    Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

    Friendship is like vitamins; we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.

  5. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 8:04 PM

    Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?

  6. Re: Cool quotes

    Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 9:18 PM

    I caught you a delicious bass

    Napoleon Dynamite

  7. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    elly wrote:
    Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?

    You just made my morning Elly.

  8. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 6:47 AM

    I don't know why people won't take my advice about quitting smoking. I've quit so many times. That makes me an expert. Yes it does.
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."

  9. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    Blagica wrote:
    I don't know why people won't take my advice about quitting smoking. I've quit so many times. That makes me an expert. Yes it does.
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."


    stop quoting me!! lol

    Razor, eh, thought you'd laugh, I was watching it yesterday laughing. B have you seen that movie? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Steve Martin. It's a classic, you can't help but laugh.

    ok ok back to quotes, I'm not turning this into movies, nope I am not.

    Peace begins with a smile.
    Mother Teresa

  10. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    "Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy."

    - Tony Parsons -

  11. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 8:13 AM

    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."

  12. Re: Cool quotes

    Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
    Lily Tomlin
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."

  13. Re: Cool quotes

    Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 12:10 PM

    Confucius says

    Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.


    It's just a matter of time, no matter how he tries. He hears "Plata O Plomo Gringo?" The last words before he dies.

  14. Re: Cool quotes

    Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."

  15. Re: Cool quotes

    Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Persian: our arrows will block out the sun
    Stelios: then we will fight in the shade.
    We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk.The truth is, I like this world. You've got, dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. billions of people walking around like a happy meal on legs.

  16. Re: Cool quotes

    Mon, Sep 3, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like. — Adrienne Gusoff, teacher and humorist
    " Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.."

  17. Re: Cool quotes

    Mon, Sep 3, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    "Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk."

    by~you tell me.

  18. Re: Cool quotes

    Mon, Sep 3, 2012 at 6:21 PM

    Kill bill ?

  19. Re: Cool quotes

    Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
    - Victoria Holt

  20. Re: Cool quotes

    Tue, Sep 4, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    Danno wrote:
    Kill bill ?



    Yes Danno. yes.